It looks so peaceful right now

OH NO, I do kinda like our cat (Treacle), but only comes in the house for food, hence the 'pointless pet' bit.

It killed a pigeon the other week, the naughty barsteward !

Now that shows you whats wrong with this country.



When I was a lad my mam would have retrieved it and made a pigeon pie. These days all women do(well almost always

) is drive the wrong way down one way streets'bump into elderly folk when they are walking down a busy street whilst multi tasking on their mobile' or poke unsuspecting peoples eyes out with their umbrellas.



What has happened to Leigh4eva I am sure she would agree with me.

I hate cats because they can't fetch a newspaper but can lick their own bits.

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Don't know how you think them up Frank.