The Sky commentary team are embarrassing, they pick up on a small incident and then play on it all night. Bill Arthur, when interviewing the coach’s, was clearly given instructions to question the ‘forward pass’ – why? I was at the game and in line with the pass, for me it was forward. Even if it wasn’t, did it really warrant the scrutiny of the whole Sky team during and after the game? Eddie and Stevo are well passed their sell by date, the games far more professional then it was 20 years ago, unfortunately the commentary isn’t.

Picked up my current specs there only a month ago so if you have a beef about my eyesight you should take it up with them







I aim to please.





Whoa!! let me stop you right there. The views of Leeds fans simply do not count, surely we agree on that at least?





That's a bit of a quantum leap from a statement that the VR was correct on this one occasion, isn't it? Only a fool would say he is always right. And I or any Bulls fan could point you to a million definitive incidents where he wasn't. Who said they were infallible?

Good.





How do you know? I might have had it on loop since the weekend with my eyelids propped up with matchsticks





It isn't.

That might explain your apparent state of ocular ineptitude.





I refer my learned friend to my earlier comment regarding a trip to his local ophthalmologist.

Meh. It never did Malcolm McDowell any harm



I did. She says you are almost certainly severely myopic, probably with an astigmatism, and she could fit you in tomorrow afternoon, though in truth she fears there's no point.

Tell that to John Crichton









Pfft. I'm actually hyperopic so I suggest that she probably obtained her credentials via a dodgy mail-order 'University'.